it has been 31 years since my last confession.
I...um...accidentally watched some of Mike Meyers' The Love Guru. I'm so sorry for this. I'll do whatever it takes to appease the gods and win the respect of anybody who reads this.
On a completely related note:
Shame on the following people for being in the movie.
Shame on Val Kilmer. Shame on Jessica Simpson. Shame on Jessica Alba's boobies. Shame on Verne Troyer. Shame on Justin Timberlake. Shame on Sir Ben Kingsley. And most of all, shame on you Mike Meyers. You should know better. Quit while you're ahead.
I only watched 20 minutes of this movie, and I couldn't get any further.
Thunderstorm Wall Cloud
1 year ago
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