I work with a bunch of Sickos

Seriously. Now, I get sick. Everybody gets sick. But, why is everybody else sick except for me? I've got the "Constant Cougher", the "Polite Cougher", the "Force-the-phlegm-out-of-your-throat Hacker", the "Always Sniffler"...the list isn't endless, but it's long.

I will never claim to be the healthiest, but it would be so nice to not have to have the soundtrack of mucus permeating through the cubes.