a week

that's how long it's been since I last posted. I've been so tired and busy and internetless and about a billion other excuses.

The past three nights, I've wanted to go to bed at 10pm, although last night I wasn't able to do so until midnight. That hurts. I feel exhausted right now.

I was fed genetically engineered water this morning, and was told that it balances the acids in your body almost immediately. I'm as big a skeptic as they come, but I love humoring people. I was asked to try and touch my toes before taking the water. I got to about an inch from my toes. Then after taking a literal sip of water, and waiting 20 seconds, I was asked to try again. I touched my toes. WOW! It works!

Common sense tells me however that water DOES balance the acid because most water has a pH level of 0. As far as being instant, well sure...it'll change the acidity of your stomach acid, but not change your ability to stretch. That's snake oil, man....snake oil.

I might be a liar.

I'm only saying this because I told no less than two people that I was going to rearrange my apartment, and/or clean it. This was a complete lie. The worst thing about lying is that one of the people I told the lie to was my mom. Bless her heart.

Instead, I'm going to be playing Beautiful Katamari, drinking a local beer and finding things to link to on Wikipedia.

And finally, greetings to all of my new reader. Thank you for coming, and please clean up before you leave.