Disney: scarring the minds of youngsters FOREVER

Disney on Ice, more specifically. Seriously...I can buy "Peter Pan on Ice", "The Incredibles on Ice"( Frozone, Anybody?) and even "High School Musical on Ice", but Walt Disney must be spinning in his cryogenic chamber right now. (haha...Walt On Ice)

That's right. "Finding Nemo on Ice". Now, I'm not balking at how ridiculous the concept is. (Fish on skates?) My worries stem from my first and ONLY impression of the show that I've seen in the commercials shown:

The eyes on some of the costumes look like boobs.

Trust me:

Pictured above are Dorry and Nemo, with crazy leg fins outstretched, and strangely weird, nightmare inducing eye boobs.

EYE BOOBS!

And if that's not frightening enough, it looks like some of Dorry's friends have fishface torsos:This has gotta stop, Disney. If I see friggin "Cars on Ice", I'm gonna flip.

Sweet fucking Jesus. Why did this happen?

Seriously. I would like you to meet Devo 2.0, or Dev2.0 as they as also known as.

These "child actors" perform family friendly covers of DEVO songs as part of their schtick. Because, why wouldn't they? Making a sequel band, with child stars no less only goes to show that there are no more original ideas left. They have all been used up and recycled as kiddy versions of 80's new wave goodness.

I personally can't wait for their family version of DEVO's cover of the Rolling Stone's (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction. That'll go over well with the over 30 crowd.

What next? Happy Happy Joy Joy Division?

Come on, Disney. You should be ashamed of yourselves.